this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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