haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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