i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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