It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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