You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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