why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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