I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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