He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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