this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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