Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
