I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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