Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
should my penis look like a turkey
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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