allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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