I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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