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I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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