Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I am naked and annoyed.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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