dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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