I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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