Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
And then the night went full on bisexual.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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