I wish i was in the wii world.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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