you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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