So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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