I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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