I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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