Where is the hickey?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Randomize
