well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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