is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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