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I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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