In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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