Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.