Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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