They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie