I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
