Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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