He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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