whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
this will be a night to untag.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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