It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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