Heybabeimwearingurpanties
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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