I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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