We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
accomplished twins. life is a go
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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