: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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