There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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