She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My vagina is officially offended.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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