i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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