i was born a porn star she said
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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