I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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