so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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