do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I party with great urgency now.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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