Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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