Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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