New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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