I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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