she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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