for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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