is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
