fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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