I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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