Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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