My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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