Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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