Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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