Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
PANTIES FOUND
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