Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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