Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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